did you know : dating is a myth, intimacy is a government-sponsored lie and kissing has been debunked as an urban legend. all those couples you’ve seen? they’re fucking with you, dude
*aroace voice* i KNEW IT
KNEW IT
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Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it
oh hey its the post i based this off of
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yeah and this is straycatj, the popular tumblr cat. see that's landlady, she adopted him a few years ago when he kept coming to her house for food. sometimes he runs through paper doors so landlady gives him the "funny face penalty" as you can see in this photo
Stop it! Stop it!! I'm embarrassed! Where is my dignity!? Lowyer! Is there any lowyer!?
why would you say such a horrible thing
a recently graduated 21 year old stop motion animator after making a single shot of 120fps chicken run
![The "JUST WALK OUT" meme, which features a human skeleton actively running. It is behind a blue ombre background, and has been edited. The top of the meme reads: JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME / YOU CAN HAVE A NEW ONE!!!!!! To the left, the meme has text: Trans Gender nonconforming Cis Become ungovernable GET AWAY WITH CRIME At the bottom, the meme has text: IF IT'S SHIT... HIT DA [the] BRICKS!!!!! / real winners change their names](https://64.media.tumblr.com/87adccbcead6b83244b0f5c69a2e9edf/97ac96a3c771be69-69/s1280x1920/83ba5936e8bbe2a1e3a30de69d94b0a4aa6bb096.jpg)
using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger